Anthony Weiner once talked shit about us, calling North Korea “completely unpredictable” and “erratic.” Look who’s talking! Do North Koreans post pics of their junk online? I think not.
But I feel for the guy. We have a few things in common. We have beautiful wives. We annoy Obama. We’re both a little weird. Stuff like that.
So why not offer Mr. Weiner a job? My country could use a social media consultant. Someone who can lead us into the 21st Century. Oh, wait; we’re already in the 21st Century. Well, you know what I mean.